* Katalyst36 grabs a book "The Legend of RM2K"

"Once upon a time there was a russian guy named Don..."
"He got this program called RPG Maker 2000 and decided he would release it to the public..."
"But there was a problem..."
"The program was in Japanese (GASP)"
"So poor Don gave his hopes up..."
"But then..."
"He said that with his experience in hacking skills, he could translate it"
"So Don begin to work on translating RM2K"
"He gave notice to everyone in the village"
"He said that he would release it on July 1st
"Ever since then, newbies started coming and asking..."
"If you translate it, they will come..."
"That's what Don heard while working..."
"He got discouraged because of all the trouble it caused"
"Many newbies, people flooding, etc"
"Don quit his translation and many ppl were devestated..(GASP)
"People gathered together outside of the village and started chanting"
"RM2K! RM2K!"
"Don looked out his window and saw millions of ppl...
"The millions of ppl kept chanting"
"Don decided to continue his trans.."
"The people rejoiced!"
"Don begin to work...a small light shone off his computer and out of his window for days..
"Don had much translated when he decided to give his "beta" to some of the Head People in the village"
"These ppl were trust worthy"
"Don figured he could trust them with his beta"
"and he could"
"But..."
"There was on person, one sneaky person who gave it to one of the village commoners"
"That commoner gave it to others, they gave it to other, and so forth..."
"Don found out about this and was very angry. So he called a town meeting in village square"
"He annouced that he was delaying the release of rm2k (GASP)"
"Eventually, Don decided to release it too all of the village"
"His village neighbor, Dr.Sun helped him out"
"And the release of RM2K was made...Then RM2K 1.04 came out"
"Don was devestated that he had to start over"
"But he continued his work"
"Then!"
"1.05 came out!
"Don was devestated again"
"But the village was happy"
"Don continued his work..."
"and that small light that shines off of his computer and out of his window every night"
"THE END"